Makes waaaaay too many 'Premium' Absent Owner cocktails...
 
Kit contains:
1x Gordons Export Special London Dry Gin 750ml (ABV: 40%)
1x Galliano White Sambucca 350ml (ABV: 30%)
1x Cawseys Grenadine 700ml
1x Schweppes Tonic Water 1.1L

You'll need:
Ice
A lack of regard for personal safety

Method:
Gin: A generous splash of poor judgement
Sambuca: 2 glugs, against all professional advice
Grenadine: Enough to make it look intentional
Chocolate bitters: 3 drops of confusion
Tonic water: Until the glass looks full
Ice: Plenty for the shaker, none for the glass
 
Make sure you're using your finger tongs to add the ice.
Add the gin, sambuca, grenadine and chocolate bitters. Measurements are more of a suggestion.
Shake with the confidence of someone who has never been corrected.
Strain into a glass. Leave the ice behind, it's done enough.
Top with tonic water and admire your work.
Take a sip and contemplate if you should really be left unsupervised like this...

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